walmart-stripper: this freshman at my school is so hot i’m kinda crushing on him and it makes me mad cause i’m so not into younger?? but like hot damn he is hella hot i just want to crush his skull
when my boyfriend does something stupid in front...
walmart-stripper: today i was arguing with my mom over the fact that i believe leonardo di caprio is and will always be hotter than johnny depp and it was getting so heated and i was like god how does this woman not realize i’m gay wtf??????
smathmouth: seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
FIRST 50+ PROMO
catsinthebasement: 2 BIG SOLO’S PROMOTED TO THOUSANDS MUST FOLLOW ME OR NO PROMO should gain 40+ followers or more if your blog is dark
keep-calm-stay-healthy: why is nobody posting tonight did everyone begin starting a social life this weekend or what
barbiefart: does watching boys cum count as a hobby?
eleventhdoctor: i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information